Burning In Water, Drowning In Flames

I pulled myself out from underneath the water. I had been under for quite some time, just pretending to drown. Grabbed a towel, walked over to the mirror and rubbed off the remains of the dryed red wine on my lips. So whos that haggered guy over there? Oh, thats a mirror.
Who am I kidding i've never looked so good.

So then I grabbed my pants off the floor and walked into my stinky love nest. Looked at a video on my camera. It was a friend urinating on my car, from last night.

"we need to get some" person a

*pause*

"bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes" person b

"I was going to say beers." person a

Then paranoia kicked in and I wondered if she had kept her knickers above her ankles last night. She was a great kisser, a great dancer and I actually enjoyed her company. Its a shame she wasn't at all that great of a girlfriend.

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